OK Julia Nunes, You Are Still Cool

9May/110

OK Julia Nunes, You Are Still Cool

So today I got an email from Julia apologizing for last night… it’s true. She was apologizing to me!

Well Julia… that was REALLY cool of you. But… I think maybe you shouldn’t have anything to apologize about…

I think I should be apologizing to you!

Here’s why:

OK.. Well… sooooooooooooooooooooo maybe I kinda sorta possibly jumped to conclusions in my last blog.

Actually I just read it again and I was downright mean in my response. It was completely out of line because... I’ll be honest… who WOULDN’T have reacted the EXACT same way? If I were she I probably would have called the po-po right away or something… “some weirdo tried to put a hat on my head!”

So previously on the Kenny West blog…

Actually… I’m not going to type it all out here… Just go read the previous blog.

Read it? Ok… now… let’s analyze and discuss (I work at a college, analysis and discussion was inevitable… deal with it).

Actually let’s look at this from two sides

Side A… aka Me… here’s what was going on in my head:

Oh hey Julia… long time no see…

what’s up remember me?

BTW… I’d planned to just hand you this hat, I think it’d be cool to blah blah blah blah blah… but I JUST decided I’m going to be random and funny

and put it on your head in an attempt to be silly…

Now lets look at it in the other shoes… Side B… aka Julia:

I’m nervous… before a show… ALL I WANT TO DO IS FREAKIN PEE!

I HAVE A THOUSAND PEOPLE COMING UP TO ME

Oh hey, It’s kind of dark up here on the balcony

making it hard to see…

Oh who is this random guy? Yes hello there… His shirt is green…

He seems to know me?

WHOA CRAP don’t touch the hair! I’m GOING ON STAGE SHORTLY!

I still have to freaking pee!

BRB.

I don’t know why all that rhymed. But that’s just how I be…

Ok… no more rhyming… I mean it…

ok…. No more rhyming starting now…

Seriously though…

I think that’s something like what she experienced… Actually think about it this way… the lighting was definitely poor and it wasn’t very easy to see…. Some random person (myself) kinda sorta out of nowhere was moving a dark object near to her head…

Yea, I’d be scared too! The hat was dark in color… also… I just remembered that I totally had a beard the last time she saw me soooo how in the heck would she actually recognize who I was….

Also… who the heck am I anyways?

In my job, I meet soooooooooooooooo many people who I fix their computers for… sometimes people will come back after a while and even if I spent like a half hour helping them… if they came back 2 years later I’d still be like:

I’m sorry… who are you again? Only after a good ten seconds under the bright buzzing and hum of some florescent lights does it finally click.

Ok… actually now that I type it out like that… seriously… I’ll admit it

Wow… WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?!

Now that I put it that way… I just sound like a total creeeeeeeepster. Go me.

Hey ladies… I’m single!

ANNNNND now everything is awkward…